HANBAN

my name is banana and it rhymes with hannah

earthdad

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

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strawberryalien

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

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squidinker

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

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here’s the handmade package

i open it and

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oh

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just-shower-thoughts

Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people that speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog.

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motsticks

why do ppl think its ok to waste my time

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  • me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
  • also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
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